Spongebob Squarepants

Hello Spongebob fans!

As I said before, in my first publication in this blog about my imaginary friend (well, I know that he really exist, but he lives under the sea, and I need air to survive, so I know that our friendship is impossible with him, but I promise that one day I will go under the sea to search Spongebob, and me and my brain have had to make our idea that Spongebob it's only a tv serie, a cartoon...) Spongebob is my religion, I believe in all that he say and predict. He know how to live the life every day, without pain, without be angry, without bad days, etc.

Spongebob and his best friend Patrick could be the two only persons in the world that have more patient. In some occasions, they have to talk with Squidward, and as you know, Squidward Tentacle, sometimes (or always) could be a little impolite with Spongebob and company.

So, I left you here some instructions for living the life the more closest possible like Spongebob:

Spongebob says...

• Implant in your head a walkie-talkie NEVER will help you to pass an exam.



• Do you like to be scared? All you have to do is turn around scream BUUU! And you will be scared.



• If you will go to steal balloons, make sure before that is the Free Balloon Day!



• The customer is always right, (unless they hide the pickles under their tongue!).



• If one snail meows, it is a happy snail. (Gary for example).



• Don't forget it! All the 15 of every month, is the day for of no disturbing Squidwards!



• If you don't use a trampoline to dress yourself every morning, you don't know how to dress correctly.



• If your best friend lives in a tree inside a dome without water and with only air, it's a good idea to buy a diving suit.



• Hunting jellyfishes isn't only a sport, is a way to live the life.



• Don't have a wrong idea about jellyfishes, they seem harmless, but they SMELL HORRIBLE!

Have you had problems with any word? Here I leave you the translation in catalan:

-Make sure before: estar segur abans, assabentar-se'n abans.

-Pickles: pepinillos.

-Customer: client.

-Miows: l'acció de fer "miau".

-Dome: cúpula.

-Jellyfish: medusa.

Goodbye :)